I went to school tonight and I found out that I made a B in my English class...I was soo scared that I was going to do worse.....now i have to see what i get in math! pray hard!..
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.~Jim Carrey~
"I would have made a good Pope."~Richard Nixon~
"A day without laughter is a day wasted"~Charlie Chaplin~
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend."~Albert Camus~
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."~Rodney Dangerfield~
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice." ~Bill Cosby~
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope." ~Bill Cosby~
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." ~Bill Cosby~
"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?" ~Steven Spielberg~
"We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock." ~Dave Allen~
"Your very silence shows you agree." ~Euripides~
"Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. "~Euripides~
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." ~Andy Warhol~
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." ~William Blake~
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."~Tommy Cooper~
"Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." ~Alan Watts~
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." ~Sir Winston Churchill~
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. "~Gandhi~
"I want freedom for the full expression of my personality." ~Gandhi~
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