~K..RYS..TEL~

on my way to surgery this morning at 6:22am
As she missed three exits and almost killed me

Mom: it's too early

Me: don't u get up earlier than this every morning? You drive a school bus!

~Quotes I like~

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.~Jim Carrey~

"I would have made a good Pope."~Richard Nixon~

"A day without laughter is a day wasted"~Charlie Chaplin~

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend."~Albert Camus~

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."~Rodney Dangerfield~

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice." ~Bill Cosby~

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope." ~Bill Cosby~

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." ~Bill Cosby~

"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?" ~Steven Spielberg~

"We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock." ~Dave Allen~

"Your very silence shows you agree." ~Euripides~

"Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. "~Euripides~

"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." ~Andy Warhol~

"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." ~William Blake~

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."~Tommy Cooper~

"Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." ~Alan Watts~

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." ~Sir Winston Churchill~

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. "~Gandhi~

"I want freedom for the full expression of my personality." ~Gandhi~

~K..RYS..TEL~

11/12/2008

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