"The Pastor's Ass"

THE PASTOR'S ASS"

> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

> The local paper read:

> "PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT"

> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor

> not to enter the donkey in another race.

> The next day, the local paper headline read:

> "BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS"

> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

> The local paper posted the following headline the next day:

> "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN"

> The bishop fainted.

> He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,

> so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

> The next day the paper read:

> "NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10"

> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

> The next day the ad lines read:

> "NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"

> The bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of this story is:
Being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery. .
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone Else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.