"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.~Jim Carrey~
"I would have made a good Pope."~Richard Nixon~
"A day without laughter is a day wasted"~Charlie Chaplin~
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend."~Albert Camus~
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."~Rodney Dangerfield~
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice." ~Bill Cosby~
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope." ~Bill Cosby~
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." ~Bill Cosby~
"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?" ~Steven Spielberg~
"We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock." ~Dave Allen~
"Your very silence shows you agree." ~Euripides~
"Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. "~Euripides~
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." ~Andy Warhol~
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." ~William Blake~
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."~Tommy Cooper~
"Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." ~Alan Watts~
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." ~Sir Winston Churchill~
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. "~Gandhi~
"I want freedom for the full expression of my personality." ~Gandhi~
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